brynn is attempting to feed the dog from her mouth. like a bird. yes, you read that correctly
meanwhile my best friend looks on & makes a mental note to refill her birth control prescription.
me: "alex, what is it?"
me: "alex, hon- you need to use your words. what's the matter?"
her: ::kicking & screaming::
me: "alex, if you can't calm down & stop kicking you're going to have to sit in a time out."
her: ::queue dramatic throwing of one's tiny self onto her back with her hands over her eyes::
her: "I JUST CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!"
& then we died laughing.